2017 Year in Review

Another year down, another batch of movies that have thrilled us, inspired us, made us all clutch our sides in laughter and even driven us mad through sheer awfulness. 2017 may have been a rocky year from a political standpoint, capped off by the world finding out some beloved icons were all secret perverts, but at least we had some amazing movies to keep us sane and entertained. Here is a list of the movies I got to check out this year with my respective grades, which will soon be followed by a comprehensive top 10 list (gotta cross a few unseen movies off the list first).

Take a look and see if you agree with my grading system, which was meticulosuly crafted by several Nobel Prize-winning scientists and one very, very, very smart chimp.

1. Alien: Covenant: (C)

2 American Made: (B+)

3. Annabelle: Creation: (B)

4. Atomic Blonde: (B-)

5. Baby Driver: (A)

 6. The Babysitter: (B)

7. Battle of the Sexes: (A-)

 8. Baywatch: (D)

  9. Beauty and the Beast: (C)

10. The Beguiled: (B-)

11. The Big Sick: (A+)

12. Blade Runner 2049: (A+)

13. Brawl in Cell Block 99: (A+)

14. Bright: (D+)

15. Brigsby Bear: (A)

16. Call Me by Your Name: (A+)

17. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie: (C+)

18. Coco: (A-)

19. Colossal: (B+)

20. A Cure For Wellness: (C-)

21. Darkest Hour: (B)

22. Despicable Me 3: (D+)

23. Detroit: (B+)

24. The Disaster Artist: (A+)

25. Dunkirk: (A+)

26. The Emoji Movie: (F)

27. Fate of the Furious: (C)

28. First They Killed My Father: (B+)

29. Fist Fight: (C-)

30. The Florida Project: (A+)

31. Free Fire: (B+)

32. Gerald’s Game: (A-)

33. Get Out: (A+)

34. A Ghost Story: (A+)

35. Girl’s Trip: (B)

36. Good Time: (A-)

37. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: (A-)

38. Happy Death Day: (C+)

39. I, Tonya: (A)

40. Icarus: (A)

41. Ingrid Goes West: (A)

42. It: (A)

43. It Comes At Night: (A-)

44. John Wick: Chapter 2: (A)

45. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle: (B)

46. Justice League: (C+)

47. Killing of a Sacred Deer: (B)

48. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword: (D+)

49. Kingsman: The Golden Circle: (C+)

50. Kong: Skull Island: (B+)

51. Lady Bird: (A+)

52. The Lego Batman Movie: (B+)

53. The Little Hours: (B+)

54. Logan: (A+)

55. Logan Lucky: (A+)

56. The Lost City of Z: (A)

57. Mayhem: (B)

58. The Meyerowitz Stories: (A)

59. Molly’s Game: (A)

60. mother!: (A)

61. Mudbound: (A-)

62. The Mummy: (D)

63. Okja: (B)

64. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales: (D-)

65. The Post: (B+)

66. Power Rangers: (C-)

67. Raw: (A)

68. Rough Night: (C)

69. The Shape of Water: (A+)

70. Spider-Man: Homecoming (A+)

71. Split: (B+)

72. Star Wars: The Last Jedi: (A-)

73. Stronger: (A)

74. Thor: Ragnarok: (A)

75. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: (A+)

76. Transformers: The Last Knight: (D-)

77. The Trip to Spain: (B)

78. War for the Planet of the Apes: (A+)

79. War Machine: (C)

80. Wind River: (A)

81. Wonder Woman: (A)

82. XXX: The Return of Xander Cage: (F)

 

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